Tat a Tale

Tat a tale, tat a tale, tat a tale, bum,
the one whose secrets weigh a ton.
Snitch a rule, snitch a rule, snitch a rule, it’s fun,
twist the truth 'til the damage is done.

Rat a tat, rat a tat, rat a tat, drum,
whisper your lies, here they come.
Play the game, betray the chum,
feasting on chaos 'til your belly is numb.

Sing a song, sing it low, sing it with a hum,
hush now, quiet, they’ll know where you’re from.
Pass the bottle, let it spill, sip the bitter rum—
we’ve played the hand, but here’s the sum.

Tat a tale, tat a tale, tat a tale, flee,
the shadows are creeping, the rats will see.
Snitch and run, snitch and run, set yourself free,
but remember, my friend, there’s always a fee.