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Bad day ringing? I answer with sparkle. Soap-slick worry slips the palm. Seven-seven-seven, I dial brave; a soft-voiced operator on the line. Speak soft, not small—that’s the trick. The lift is sugar, yes, but it holds. They throw whispers; I confetti them. Turn: cute redefines strength— it bends steel into a bracelet, makes armour blush. Receiver warm against my ear, I hum back; I snap the little aerial down, tuck the bright into my coin pocket.
Alternative version
Ring— bad day tries to catch me; I slip like soap. No scenes—high hope. Hair up, chin up, charms on my phone; when I need my power, I don’t go alone. Colour thins? Never panic: tap the magic. Seven-seven-seven—let it sing; confidence delivered: ring. Side-eye in the hallway fades to gloss; whispers shred to confetti toss. Shoelace tight, Monday sun; I take my tempo and make it run. (Soft speaker:) Soft is not weak. Cute is not small. Ozone in the headset, lozenge-cool; fear tastes mint and follows rules. Unicorn Hotline—quick and bright; talk me brave; then launch my flight. Seven-seven— dial-tone thinning to a rainbow hush.
Lyrics
Ring-ring— Hello? Yeah… it’s me. Bad day tries to catch me, I slip like soap, I don’t do drama, I do high-hopes. Hair up, chin up, **charms on my phone**, When I need my power, I don’t do it alone. If my colour drops, I don’t panic, I just hit that magic. Seven-seven-seven, watch it ring, Confidence delivered, let it sing. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), pick up fast (hey!), Send me that rainbow, make it last. Dial my glow, dial my brave, Glitter on my heart—**wave, wave, pow**. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), loud and bright (hey!), Talk me up, then launch my flight. Seven-seven-seven—right on time, I’m back in colour, back in my prime. Side-eye in the hallway, I smile right back, Turn that little whisper into confetti clap. Shoelace tied tight, I’m ready to run, Even on a Monday, I bring the sun. If my colour drops, I don’t panic, I just hit that magic. Seven-seven-seven, watch it ring, Confidence delivered, let it sing. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), pick up fast (hey!), Send me that rainbow, make it last. Dial my glow, dial my brave, Glitter on my heart—**wave, wave, pow**. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), loud and bright (hey!), Talk me up, then launch my flight. Seven-seven-seven—right on time, I’m back in colour, back in my prime. (Spoken) Say it with me— Soft is not weak. Cute is not small. I turn my fear into bubblegum steel, I keep it sweet, but it’s real. When the world gets loud, I choose my sound, Unicorn power when the phone goes round. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), pick up fast (hey!), Send me that rainbow, make it last. Dial my glow, dial my brave, Glitter on my heart—**wave, wave, pow**. Unicorn Hotline (hey!), loud and bright (hey!), Talk me up, then launch my flight. Seven-seven-seven—right on time, I’m back in colour, back in my prime. x2 Ring-ring— I’m back in colour.
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